Scented Soy Candle - Caffeine, Chaos & Crying in the Office - Vanilla-Scented Survival
$29.99
Welcome to corporate aromatherapy. This vanilla-scented candle is for those who start their mornings with espresso shots and end their afternoons questioning every life decision. Whether you're on your third Zoom call of the day or hiding in the bathroom to cry (again), Caffeine, Chaos & Crying in the Office is here to provide the soft, sweet hug your inbox never will.
Burn it during your next “quick” 90-minute meeting or while silently rage-typing an email draft you'll never send. Because nothing says “I'm totally fine” like the calming scent of vanilla masking your slow professional unraveling.
📅 Great for: work-from-home warriors, open-office survivors, and everyone emotionally supported by caffeine.
🕯️ Scent: Smooth Vanilla
🔥 Burn time: Approximately enough to last until your next breakdown.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
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Sizing details
Unisex T-Shirts
Size Chest (inches)
S 34–36
M 38–40
L 42–44
XL 46–48
Fit Notes:
Runs true to size with a relaxed unisex fit.
For a more fitted look, we recommend sizing down.
For an oversized look, size up.
Soft, breathable cotton blend with a pre-shrunk finish for minimal shrinkage.