Scented Soy Candle - Eau de Existential Dread - Christmas Warmth with a Side of Crisis
$24.99
It’s beginning to look a lot like... crippling self-reflection. Eau de Existential Dread wraps you in the cozy, nostalgic scent of Christmas warmth—think cinnamon, clove, and a touch of pine—while your inner monologue spirals about the futility of time and the terrifying pace of December.
This candle is perfect for sipping cocoa while questioning every life choice, all under twinkly lights and forced holiday cheer. Light it up and bask in the glow of festive anxiety.
🎄 Ideal for: overthinkers, holiday introverts, and anyone whose seasonal joy comes with a side of spiraling.
🕯️ Scent: Christmas Warmth (cinnamon, clove, pine, and just a whiff of dread)
🔥 Burn Time: Long enough to wonder what you’re even doing with your life. And then light another.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Lumient, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Burn within sight. Keep away from flammables. Keep away from children and pets.
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Unisex T-Shirts
Size Chest (inches)
S 34–36
M 38–40
L 42–44
XL 46–48
Fit Notes:
Runs true to size with a relaxed unisex fit.
For a more fitted look, we recommend sizing down.
For an oversized look, size up.
Soft, breathable cotton blend with a pre-shrunk finish for minimal shrinkage.