Retired Hot Girl Energy - Evergreen & IDGAF
$24.99
She’s traded tequila shots for tea, crop tops for cozy knits, and chaos for curated calm. Retired Hot Girl Energy smells like evergreen forests and inner peace—with just a trace of lingering attitude.
This fresh, grounding scent brings big "used to be the problem, now I just moisturize" energy. Light it when you’re journaling, healing, or ghosting people respectfully. It's giving growth. It's giving boundaries. It's giving pine-scented power.
🌲 Ideal for: reformed party girls, self-care royalty, and anyone who’s been reborn through seasonal depression and skincare.
🕯️ Scent: Evergreen (forest-fresh with main character vibes)
🔥 Burn Time: Long enough to reflect, refresh, and maybe rebrand.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr [!at] honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Printed Mint, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Care instructions: Keep the burning candle within sight, and keep away from children and pets. Never burn the candle near flammable items. For best results, burn the candle for 3 - 4 hours in each lighting and trim the wick to 1/4" before lighting. Discontinue use with 1/2" of wax remaining.
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Sizing details
Unisex T-Shirts
Size Chest (inches)
S 34–36
M 38–40
L 42–44
XL 46–48
Fit Notes:
Runs true to size with a relaxed unisex fit.
For a more fitted look, we recommend sizing down.
For an oversized look, size up.
Soft, breathable cotton blend with a pre-shrunk finish for minimal shrinkage.